I had to do a language project in which
I had to make an alternate ending for Romeo & Juliet... I had some fun with this one
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While Juliet was pretending to be dead the crypt keeper came to Romeo’s house to tell him that Juliet was not actually dead. Romeo was happy to hear that his girlfriend was not poisoned and dead, like most people would be. Romeo decided to wait a little while before going to the church because everyone there would probably think it was a little weird for a random guy walk in, open the coffin that Juliet was in, wake her up and walk away with her. Romeo decided to sleep for few hours until night time. Romeo decided to go to the big plane on the other side of town to pick flowers for Juliet because apparently girls like those kinds of things. He bent down and he noticed that there were strange markings on the ground. He did not really pay attention to it; he just picked the flowers and left. On his way to the church Romeo noticed that there were strange lights coming from the sky. As they came closer Romeo realized those were not lights, they were aliens! The aliens were shooting everything with their super lasers, destroying the city. Romeo started dashing as fast as he could toward the church. He had to save Juliet. He entered the church, opened Juliet’s coffin and they escaped through the back door. Outside the crypt keeper was being abducted in a ray of light. Romeo watched all the cows get abducted right in front of him. The aliens came down with ray guns then Romeo shouted “RUN!” After running about two hundred feet Romeo found an open manhole, he told Juliet to climb down it. Inside the sewer Romeo and Juliet worked their way through the maze hoping to exit on the other side of town. When suddenly, out of nowhere a light appeared. Juliet screamed “Oh no! It’s an alien!” Romeo tackled the alien and they ran out the nearest manhole. They were now in the middle of the city. Everything was on fire, all of the street cows had been abducted and there were no people around. There were aliens patrolling the streets and ships with searchlights Juliet whispered “This way.” Juliet led Romeo into an alley, Romeo declared “This is a dead end.” “I know!” Juliet said in much louder, deeper voice. Juliet grabbed her face and ripped off her mask. She was actually an alien! The next thing Romeo knew he was on the ground and everything was turning fuzzy. Romeo woke up being dragged by aliens. He couldn’t move anything but his head. He looked around and noticed that he was in the plane that he picked the flowers for Juliet, he then remembered that the flowers were still in his pocket. The aliens dragged him into their now visible mother ship, and as they were going to dissect him and eat his brains he regained movement, reached into his pocket and grabbed the flowers he picked then threw them at the aliens. The aliens disintegrated and Romeo lived happily ever after… that is until December 21st 2012 of course. |
Absolutely hilarious! You just can't go wrong when you add aliens to any story. 
Hah. Cool xD
| QUOTE (TechnoSuperguy @ May 26 2009, 08:53 PM) |
| Absolutely hilarious! You just can't go wrong when you add aliens to any story. |
YEAYUH!